While I scoff at most all attempts to revise our language in the name of political-correctness, today I'm writing something that smacks of religious-correctness:-)
Here goes:
Our mother which art the Earth;
hallowed be thy ground;
thy kingdoms come;
thy will be done,
in Plantae as it is in Animalia.
Give us this day our daily bread.
And forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those that trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation;
but deliver us from evil.
For thine art the kingdoms,
the power, and the glory,
for ever and ever.
Amen.
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